Things I have learned

I have learned many things since my surgery. . . . . . . I have lost all control over my stomach not that I had much before.


1.) Sometimes after I eat and sometimes for no reason at all, one side of my gut fights with the other side causing very strange loud sounds that can be heard across the room.


2.) What goes in often comes out rather quickly.


3.) The stink coming from the bathroom is not my husband. Thank goodness I can't smell! All I can hope for is that he is the next one to go in there so I can blame it on him.


4.) Gas is a bodily function. It doesn't matter which end it comes out just let it out or severe pain is in store.


5.) Who knew milk was bad for you. A half a glass can cause a good half a day or more of severe abdominal pain.


It's been almost 2 months my surgery. Will things ever change? I don't know. And to think, I was told you don't need a gallbladder. I have been reading and trying to find a supplement or something I should be taking to help with some of these issues. Until then, please leave the fart spray where it is easily found in your bathroom :).